String of Idaho UFO sightings tied to Google testing

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A string of shockingly similar UFO sightings have shocked Idaho this year, with numerous reports and videos of strange glowing orbs flying over Caldwell, Moscow, Tamarack, and Boise.  These orbs were seen moving autonomously and reacting to their environments. 


Investigation into the sightings point to a culprit: Google's secretive and ominously named research and development team, X.


The pictured balloon is part of a program called Project Loon, which is an experiment in which large self illuminating balloons capable of beaming wifi signals are flown over isolated areas.  Google received permission to test over the state of Idaho last year, which has a wealth of rural territory devoid of internet access. 


These otherworldly vehicles look alarming when sighted in the night sky, but we can all rest assured knowing they are no more harmful than the common weather balloon, which is to say, not at all.


If the program succeeds we may be able to look forward to skies full of glowing, drifting, wifi distributing spheres in the future.

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